Author Archives: E.L. Patterson

About E.L. Patterson

E.L. Patterson thinks it's crazy people read what he types on the computer and crazier other people pay him to do it.

The Lightning Bug – Iced Mocha Review

By | June 27, 2017

You’ve waited all week for this. Friday night is here, and you start working out your Saturday schedule. Sleep in longer than you ever have. Stare blindly at your phone. Fall back asleep. Have a stellar cup of coffee. Start the day. The Saturday plans are coming together nicely until the wife reminds you, “Don’t forget… Read More »

Starbucks Cold Brew Coffee Cocoa & Honey Review

By | March 16, 2017

I remember simpler times – times when bottled coffee drinks were either Frappuccinos or … well … Frappuccinos. There were three flavors, one size and all was right in the world. Now, the convenience stores, gas stations, and supermarket aisles are littered with so many prepared coffee drinks in bottles, cans, and cartons that the process… Read More »