Author Archives: E.L. Patterson

About E.L. Patterson

E.L. Patterson thinks it's crazy people read what he types on the computer and crazier other people pay him to do it.

DQ’s Treatzza Pizza Review

By | August 24, 2017

I’ve never been a fan of the Dairy Queen’s ice cream cakes. Here’s why: There’s too much going on. The ice creams, the frosting, the weird chocolate/ fudge crunch, and the gel-like substance used to decorate the top leads to poor results in my belly. It’s frozen stiff. Want some ice cream cake? No problem.… Read More »

The Lightning Bug – Iced Mocha Review

By | June 27, 2017

You’ve waited all week for this. Friday night is here, and you start working out your Saturday schedule. Sleep in longer than you ever have. Stare blindly at your phone. Fall back asleep. Have a stellar cup of coffee. Start the day. The Saturday plans are coming together nicely until the wife reminds you, “Don’t forget… Read More »