Author Archives: E.L. Patterson

About E.L. Patterson

E.L. Patterson thinks it’s crazy people read what he types on the computer and crazier other people pay him to do it.

Starbucks Cold Brew Coffee Cocoa & Honey Review

By | March 16, 2017

I remember simpler times – times when bottled coffee drinks were either Frappuccinos or … well … Frappuccinos. There were three flavors, one size and all was right in the world. Now, the convenience stores, gas stations, and supermarket aisles are littered with so many prepared coffee drinks in bottles, cans, and cartons that the process… Read More »

Califia Nitro Cold Brew Review

By | March 6, 2017

Strolling through my local Target on a random Sunday afternoon, I found myself pretty disappointed in the standard, humdrum items being offered within the big box. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear but a whole refrigerator case with full of coffee drinks. Oh dear. There were options that I had never seen before… Read More »