Category Archives: Consume Food

Starbucks Cold Brew Coffee Cocoa & Honey Review

By | March 16, 2017

I remember simpler times – times when bottled coffee drinks were either Frappuccinos or … well … Frappuccinos. There were three flavors, one size and all was right in the world. Now, the convenience stores, gas stations, and supermarket aisles are littered with so many prepared coffee drinks in bottles, cans, and cartons that the process… Read More »

Califia Nitro Cold Brew Review

By | March 6, 2017

Strolling through my local Target on a random Sunday afternoon, I found myself pretty disappointed in the standard, humdrum items being offered within the big box. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear but a whole refrigerator case with full of coffee drinks. Oh dear. There were options that I had never seen before… Read More »

Burger King’s BBQ Bacon King Shouldn’t Be Crowned

By | January 31, 2017

When I think of a juicy, sizzling, flame-grilled burger there is only one place that comes to mind, and that place is…(drum roll)…Burger King. Home of America’s favorite burger the Whopper, Cheetos chicken fries, and other mouth-watering goodness, Burger King knows what its customer base craves and it can only be found under their roof. Keeping ahead… Read More »

Cumming’s Spartan Cortado

By | January 29, 2017

Normally, I write my reviews in a long and self-indulgent manner, but the typical process is insufficient for today’s post. When I sampled the new Spartan Cortado at Cumming’s Coffee and Candy, I knew immediately that prose could not accurately express my feelings. No, something this good necessitates a poetic flow somewhere between a haiku and… Read More »

Dunkin Donuts Americano Review

By | January 5, 2017

What a golden age we live in. It’s a time where we no longer have to feel slighted by those left-wing, coastal elitists who think they know everything. We heartland of America folks can feel free to speak without thinking, deny things that are obviously true, and tweet as we wish with no regard for… Read More »