Faygo Moon Mist

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I love Mtn. Dew and Faygo’s Moon Mist tastes just like Mtn. Dew – if Mtn. Dew was terrible. If Mellow Yellow is the poor man’s Mtn. Dew, what the hell is Faygo’s Moon Mist? It could only be the homeless man’s Mellow Yellow. I really think the only way even a homeless guy would take a bottle of Moon Mist is so he could dump it out and fill it with pee. Goodbye, Moon Mist. Hello homeless … well, you get it. The best part: there’s no way you could tell the difference between Faygo and pee.

Consume.Review.Repeat. gives Faygo Moon Mist 1 and a half bottles of pee out of 10.

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